Soundtrack: Anything by Sir Mix-a-Lot
You know how this goes, it is after work and you are craving Peanut Butter Cookies and a little nookie. Or is that just us? Well we can help you with the former and you can use these cookies to get the latter. So get on it. The cookies that is.
Tom searched around and found a few hundred peanut butter cookie recipes. Since he's actually good for a few hundred cookies, that coincidence worked out well. Your gonna need a tool. No not that tool, a stand mixer. Otherwise you'll have to stir until your arm falls off and you might need that arm later.
Engage your inner Nutter and get your supplies ready. These are from scratch, so you kitchen lightweights are going to have to sit this one out.
Supplies:
Unsalted butter – 5 sticks
Creamy peanut butter – Big Tub
Quick oatmeal oats.
White Flour – 2 cups
Baking powder 2 teaspoons
Baking soda – 4 teaspoons
Sugar: white, light brown, and/or dark brown - 2 1/4 cups
Eggs - 2
Cinnamon
Vanilla
Powdered sugar
Set the pound (or so) of unsalted butter out to warm up to room temperature. In a medium sized bowl mix the flour, two teaspoons (that’s the little spoon) of baking powder and four teaspoons of baking soda. If you had to drag the baking soda out of the bottom of the fridge then you should probably consider buying a new box. Whisk (stir briskly) that mixture to thoroughly mix together the magic powders and set it aside.
Set your hotbox to heat up to 350.
Drop the pound of butter into the bowl of your mixer, and add in a cup of creamy peanut butter. Add more (up to say a half cup) if you want it more peanuttie. Yes "peanuttie" is a word. This is the big flavor deal with these cookies. A glob of peanut butter one way or the other won't hurt anything, so feel free to experiment. We know she will.
Since this only has a pound of butter so far, we need to get the calorie count up, so add in 2¼ cups of sugar. White, light brown, or dark brown in any combination is fine. Yes, we are still talking about sugar. Use what you gots, sugar-wise. All it will change is the flavor, and it will still be a killer cookie, so knock yourself out. Drop the sugar into the mixer. Turn the stand mixer on. As it mixes, if the sides of the bowl in your mixer are getting all gloppy, then scrape it down from the sides. Only use your finger to scrape the bowl if 1.) no one is watching and 2.) the machine is off and unplugged. Your probably gonna need that finger later too. Safety first. Better yet, use a rubber spatula, machine OFF.
Toss in two eggs (no shells please) and mix again. Yeah, next time you will want to start those on low speed. WAY less mess that way.
So mix in the eggs and add a few good shakes of cinnamon and then a nice splash of vanilla. Add in the flour mixture by thirds until it is all in there. You may have to scrape the sides again, machine OFF. Now if you went crazy with the peanut butter, here is where you would add an extra quarter cup of flour and mix it in.
The dough will be really light at this point, so we add two healthy cups of oats, use the “quick oats” or the slow ones, but if you are going to use the slow ones whip out the chefs knife and give the oats a few rounds of chopping, or run them in the food processor for a few short quick bursts. You might be used to a few quick short bursts, it’s okay. Mix those oats in and you are ready to bake.
Now scoop the dough out onto greased or buttered cookie sheets lined up like soldiers ready to load. If you care at all what these look like or how easily they will be to assemble, then use an ice-cream scoop or big spoon to keep the cookie size more or less consistent. Bake at 350 for about 10 to 12 minutes. If they start to burn, then that was too long, duh. Set ‘em out on racks to cool.
To make the filling, clean your mixer bowl and toss another stick of butter in your mixer (awesome, right?). You can use either melted butter or room temperature butter. Mix with an equal amount of creamy peanut butter and then add powdered sugar until you think it is good. Start with a cup and a half of powdered sugar and then taste and add, taste and add, until you like the taste.
Now this is complicated. To build the Nutter Betters, take a cookie and put some peanut butter sugar goo creme on it. Put another cookie on-a-topa the first cookie to make a goo sandwich. Repeat till all the cookies are cookie sandwiches. Try not to eat them all standing there in the kitchen, it is embarrassing.
Now about that nookie...
Go find your Significant Other. Have them close their eyes and stick out their tongue. Open a cookie sandwich and slide the cookie creme down their tongue. We hope you can take it from there. We know we can.
